Sticker
Attention, disciples of darkness! It's time to mark your territory with our unholy emblems.
Behold, our Old Scratch Rescue logo stickers:
Crafted from weatherproof material tougher than a feral cat's attitude
Printed with in vivid inky black
Featuring our iconic pentagram cat design or our black metal logo, because subtlety is for cowards
These bad boys aren't your average bumper fodder. They're built to withstand:
Apocalyptic weather
The judgment of pearl-clutching neighbors
Your own existential crises
Slap 'em on your:
Car (instant +10 to your badass rating)
Laptop (scare your coworkers, impress the IT guy)
Guitar case (instant street cred at the next black metal show)
Anything else that needs a touch of feline ferocity
Each sticker is a beacon in the night, calling to other like-minded misfits who believe in our cause. It's not just merch; it's a movement.
Remember: Every sticker sold helps fuel our mission of rescuing the damned and spaying the masses. Buy a stack. Cover your world in Old Scratch glory.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any summonings, possessions, or sudden urges to adopt a three-legged cat that may result from using these stickers. Proceed at your own risk, you magnificent heathens.
Attention, disciples of darkness! It's time to mark your territory with our unholy emblems.
Behold, our Old Scratch Rescue logo stickers:
Crafted from weatherproof material tougher than a feral cat's attitude
Printed with in vivid inky black
Featuring our iconic pentagram cat design or our black metal logo, because subtlety is for cowards
These bad boys aren't your average bumper fodder. They're built to withstand:
Apocalyptic weather
The judgment of pearl-clutching neighbors
Your own existential crises
Slap 'em on your:
Car (instant +10 to your badass rating)
Laptop (scare your coworkers, impress the IT guy)
Guitar case (instant street cred at the next black metal show)
Anything else that needs a touch of feline ferocity
Each sticker is a beacon in the night, calling to other like-minded misfits who believe in our cause. It's not just merch; it's a movement.
Remember: Every sticker sold helps fuel our mission of rescuing the damned and spaying the masses. Buy a stack. Cover your world in Old Scratch glory.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any summonings, possessions, or sudden urges to adopt a three-legged cat that may result from using these stickers. Proceed at your own risk, you magnificent heathens.
Attention, disciples of darkness! It's time to mark your territory with our unholy emblems.
Behold, our Old Scratch Rescue logo stickers:
Crafted from weatherproof material tougher than a feral cat's attitude
Printed with in vivid inky black
Featuring our iconic pentagram cat design or our black metal logo, because subtlety is for cowards
These bad boys aren't your average bumper fodder. They're built to withstand:
Apocalyptic weather
The judgment of pearl-clutching neighbors
Your own existential crises
Slap 'em on your:
Car (instant +10 to your badass rating)
Laptop (scare your coworkers, impress the IT guy)
Guitar case (instant street cred at the next black metal show)
Anything else that needs a touch of feline ferocity
Each sticker is a beacon in the night, calling to other like-minded misfits who believe in our cause. It's not just merch; it's a movement.
Remember: Every sticker sold helps fuel our mission of rescuing the damned and spaying the masses. Buy a stack. Cover your world in Old Scratch glory.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any summonings, possessions, or sudden urges to adopt a three-legged cat that may result from using these stickers. Proceed at your own risk, you magnificent heathens.