Adoptable Hellions: Choose Your Feline Overlord

Welcome to the adoption gauntlet, mortal. Here lie the cats deemed fit for peasant homes. But don't get any ideas about window shopping.

The Rules of Engagement:

1. We're not a pet store, we're a fortress. Our cats are scattered in homes and foster lairs across the realm. No, you can't just pop in for a visit.

2. Want to meet a cat? Fill out the damn application first. No exceptions. No, we don't care if you're the Pope.

3. "Is this cat still available?" Messages with this question go straight to the void. If it's on this page, it's available. Use your eyes.

4. No cat leaves our clutches without a completed adoption application. We're not running a drive-thru here.

5. Serious inquiries only. If you're not ready to commit, go buy a Tamagotchi.

The Process:

1. Browse the hellions below. Each one is a unique agent of chaos.

2. Found your match made in hell? Fill out the application. Make it good.

3. We'll review your plea. If you're deemed worthy, we'll arrange a meeting.

4. Pass our rigorous screening, and congratulations - you're now a cat's new servant.

Remember: Adopting a cat is a lifetime commitment. These aren't disposable toys, they're tiny tyrants that will rule your home for years to come.

Now, behold our available minions. Choose wisely, for they have already chosen you.