DONATE

Listen up, heathens. We need your cold, hard cash.

Saving lives isn't cheap, and we're not in the business of miracles. We're in the trenches, battling vet bills, buying traps, and stockpiling cat food like it's the apocalypse.

Every dollar you throw our way is a middle finger to animal suffering. It's a "eff you" to the system that lets cats and dogs rot on the streets. It's a battle cry for the broken, the abandoned, and the feral.

Where Your Money Goes:

  • Vet Bills: Because bullet removal and hip replacements don't grow on trees.

  • TNR Supplies: Traps, bait, and enough sedatives to take down a small army.

  • Food & Meds: Keeping bellies full and parasites at bay.

  • Operating Costs: Boring shit that keeps the lights on and the rescue running.

How to Join the Dark Side:

  1. One-Time Donation:

    • For when you want to feel good without commitment. Like a one-night stand, but with more tax benefits.

  2. Monthly Recurring:

    • Be the sugar daddy/momma our animals desperately need. Set it and forget it, like your ex's birthday.

  3. Specific Animal Sponsor:

    • Got a favorite hellion? Sponsor their care. We'll send you updates that'll make you feel like a proud, distant parent.

  4. In-Kind Donations:

    • Got supplies? We'll take 'em. Check our Amazon wishlist for the good stuff.

  5. Planned Giving:

    • Planning to kick the bucket? Leave a legacy that'll outlive you. Talk to your lawyer about making us your heir.

Remember: Every cent goes to the animals. We're not lining our pockets here - we can barely afford pockets.

The Fine Print:

  • We're a 501(c)(3) non-profit. Your donations are tax-deductible. Uncle Sam can suck it.

  • We'll send you a receipt. Frame it, burn it, use it as cat litter - we don't care.

  • No refunds. These animals can't un-eat the food or un-have the surgery.

Still Here?

What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation? Click the damn donate button already.

These animals need you. We need you. Be the hero in this horror story.